Error

We have a feeling you were trying to reach something but frankly, we're not mind readers and you weren't very specific. If you followed a link to this page, guess what: it's broken. You should probably contact the people who run this site if you think it's an error. We do employ rather stringent quality controls, so it's possible you tried to do something naughty and the system caught you. Guess what: it wasn't that hard. You really should be a better hacker before you try garbage like that. It's pathetic. Anyone else who reached this page probably wanted to see an amusing message, like the ones they have on certain other websites. Perhaps a funny picture? Well you aren't getting one. If you click on the Back button up there, chances are you'll go back to something more amusing than this. I did at one point want to include randomized error messages here, so maybe if you keep refreshing the page something else funny will happen.

Ha ha, gotcha! I've caused you to lose precious seconds of your life. You'll never get them back. And if you refreshed more than once, you, dear sir or madam or other, are an idiot. That's right, I said it. We were all thinking it, but I had the balls to say it because I'm a worthless error message on a crappy website. What can you do to me? I can't get any lower. I think I'm going to cry now.