At the founding of this great nation, our leaders made clear they thought us uneducated idiots. In the centuries since determinations were made to keep our dumb mitts off the wheel of control, we've proved them right repeatedly.
Nevertheless, it remains mind-boggling how, in this age of entitlement, we can continue to allow to exist a system that could let the illustrated happen.
In other words: WHEEEEE! We're all screwed!
Note: This graphic was adulterated without permission of The New York Times. Come and get us; we could use the negative press.
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